Thursday, October 28, 2010

My problems are solved!

For the past six months that I have been unemployed I have been worried about finances and where the money I need is going to come from. Imagine my surprise when in my email today I was offered the answer...from a Princess no less. 


Hi,I am Princess Ruby,
I'm diagnosed with esophageal cancer, because it went unnoticed
I had to undergo laryngectomy.I have decided to donate the sum
of 15.5 M USD to you for the good work of the lord.
I am also donating my body after i am gone for research.
I want this last act of mine to be an offering to GOD and humanity.
send a note back to rubiesforruby@gmail.com with this ref. SvaSo so i know you
got this.I know I don't know you, but I have no family to leave my fortune to 
and I know you are a good person.
God bless you abundantly,
Hotarubi

WOW, I could use 1.5 million! 
 
But wait, there is another interesting email for me today. This one looks
very official. I better contact them right away and get my money.


FROM THE DESK AND OFFICE OF HISASHI OWADA
THE PRESIDENT AND PRESIDING JUDGE,
THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,
(WORLD - COURT)
PEACE PALACE, CARNEGIEPLEIN-2 2517 KJ,
THE HAGUE, NETHERLAND.
EMAIL:          thomasicj@w.cn
OFFICIAL WEB-SITE:  http://www.icj-cij.org/homepage/index.php

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,


                   INTERNATIONAL COURT INTERVENTION ON FOREIGN PAYMENT:

IN CONFORMITY WITH THE DETERMINED INTEREST OF DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT TO PAY OFF 
ALL OUTSTANDING FOREIGN PAYMENT IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE FOREIGN PAYMENT POLICY AS 

CONTAINED IN THE FOREIGN  PAYMENT ACT OF 1990, AMENDED TO EXPEDITE THE IMMEDIATE 

SETTLEMENT OF ALL OUTSTANDING APPROVED FOREIGN PAYMENT. 

ALL AFRICAN PRESIDENTS ADDRESSED THE UNITED NATION'S ASSEMBLY BEFORE THIS 
HONORABLE COURT OF INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE (WORLD COURT)DURING THE 
OFFICIAL MEETING WITH THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND OTHER 
UNITED NATION"S (U.N) COMMUNITY'S OFFICIALS ON THE 10TH OF OCTOBER,2010 ON THE 
THEME: THE SCAM/FRAUD IN AFRICA AND ALL COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD, FOLLOWING SERIES 

OF REPORT AND PETITIONS AGAINST FRAUD/SCAM.

THIS LETTER IS AN ACKNOWLEDGMENT THAT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS WAS FOUND AMONG THE 
LIST OF FOREIGNERS THAT HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT.YOU WILL ONLY RECEIVE A 
PART PAYMENT OF ($5.5M) FIVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES 
DOLLARS IN THIS LAST QUARTER WHILE THE BALANCE SHALL BE PAID TO YOU IN THE FIRST 

PAYMENT QUARTER OF NEXT, YEAR 2011.

THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE, ALL PRESIDENTS/HEADS STATES AND ALL UNITED 
NATION COUNTRIES MEMBERS ARE IN A GLOBAL CRUSADE TO SALVAGE THE IMAGE OF OUR 
GREAT NATIONS WHICH HAS BEEN TARNISHED AND ABUSED INTERNATIONALLY BY FRAUDULENT 
SCAM IMPOSTORS. BY THE AUTHORITY AND POWER OF THIS HONORABLE COURT,THE AFRICAN 
STATES GOVERNMENTS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, BRITISH 
GOVERNMENT AND ALL UNITED NATION?S COMMUNITIES ARE NOW ON RAMPAGE WAR TO STOP 
THE IMPOSTORS? OPERATIONS SO AS TO ENABLE THE AUTHORIZED OFFICIALS TO DISCHARGE 
THEIR DUTIES DILIGENTLY.

NOW YOU ARE WARNED TO STOP ANY COMMUNICATION AS A CONTRACTOR/INHERITANCE/LOTTERY 

WINNERS WITH ANY OFFICE OR GOVERNMENT AGENT NO MATTER WHATEVER NAME, OFFICE OR 
POSITION HE/SHE MIGHT CLAIM TO BE OR REPRESENT AND STRICTLY ADHERE TO THESE 
DIRECTIVES. THIS MESSAGE IS ON CIRCULATION ON THE WEBSITE, CNN AND BBC. IF YOU 
RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AND DID NOT DISCONTINUE DEALING WITH THOSE FAKE OFFICES AND 

OFFICIALS, YOU WILL HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME ON ANY LOSS, NOT ONLY THAT, YOU WILL 
BE PROSECUTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE INTERNATIONAL LAW.

IN OTHER TO ENSURE A PROPER CO-ORDINATION BY THE APPOINTED LEGAL BODY SADDLED 
WITH  THIS SANITARY RESPONSIBILITY, A COMMISSION'S OFFICES HAVE  BEEN 
ESTABLISHED 
FOR TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY.

THEREFORE BY THE DECISION AND DIRECTIVES OF THIS HONORABLE COURT,THE ENTIRE 
UNITED NATIONS COMMUNITIES HAS CONSTITUTED INTERNATIONAL COURT AND APPOINTED THE 

UNITED NATION'S COMPENSATION COMMISSION, UNDER THE CHAIRMANSHIP OF HON. IDRIS 
LEGBO KUTIGI, AND APPOINTED SECRETARY IS MRS. CAROLYN JONES (FROM THE UNITED 
STATES OF AMERICA) AND FIVE OTHERS IN THE COMMISSION THIS LEGAL BODY IS THE ONLY 

AUTHORITY IN CHARGE OF FOREIGN PAYMENT FOR NOW BY THE LEGAL AUTHORITY OF THE 
INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE AND IN AGREEMENT WITH ALL UNITED NATION'S 
LEADERS.

THEREFORE, YOU ARE NOW DIRECTED TO CONTRACT THIS BODY FOR YOUR PAYMENT 
ENDORSEMENT AND NORMALIZATION THROUGH THIS BELOW STATED CONTACT INFORMATION 
IMMEDIATELY SO THAT THEY WILL GIVE YOU DETAILS TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE AND CONFIRM 

YOUR OVERDUE PAYMENT IN YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

AUTHORIZED PANEL:     UNITED NATION'S COMPENSATION COMMISSION.
CHAIRMAN:                 HON. IDRIS LEGBO KUTIGI.
SECURITY I.D. NO.:        UN 2O1O COMP/ICJ.
TELEPHONE:                +234 808 180 3895
E-MAIL:                            honidriskutigi@w.cn
OFFICIAL WEB:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idris_Legbo_Kutigi

CALL THE BODY/ OFFICE IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR PAYMENT INFORM THEM THAT YOU RECEIVE 
A  MESSAGE FROM MR. PRESIDENT, INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE, INSTRUCTING YOU 
TO CALL THEM FOR AN IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUND AND ALSO FORWARD 

YOUR INFORMATION (YOUR NAME, ADDRESS,TELEPHONE,OCCUPATION AND AGE ) TO THEM FOR 
AN IMMEDIATE  PART PAYMENT OF FIVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES 
DOLLARS ONLY.PLEASE TO ENABLE ATTEND TO YOUR PAYMENT VERY QUICK AND SERIOUS,MAKE 

SURE YOU CALL THEM AFTER SENDING AN EMAIL TO THEM.

NOTE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AS WE HAVE MOUNTED A HIGH SECURITY NETWORK TO 
MONITOR ALL PAYMENT AND COMMUNICATIONS. IF YOU ARE FOUND STILL DEALING WITH ANY 
OTHER GROUP OF PERSONS OR PEOPLE (BANKS OR INDIVIDUALS)THOSE FRAUDSTERS THAT 
HAVE DENTED THIS NATION?S IMAGE GLOBALLY, YOU WILL BE HANDED OVER TO YOUR 
COUNTRY GOVERNMENT FOR PROSECUTION. YOU SHALL BE EXPECTED TO CONFIRM TO US 
IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND  FOR RECORD PURPOSE.

REGARDS,
MR. THOMAS BUERGENTHAL
FOR THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE.
http://www.icj-cij.org/homepage/index.php


CC:      SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS.
CC:      UNITED NATION'S COMPENSATION COMMISSION. 
Another $5.5 million now, 
and more in 2011, my luck is certainly
changing. But wait, that wasn't the 
end there was still one more.  


Dear Friend,
 
Compliments of the day and God's blessings
 
I am glad to inform you that I have successfully concluded the 
transaction,the money transferred to London. It was
 transferred through the assistant of your country man 
Mr.Howard Ferraro who is a London base business man.
 Currently I am in London with him,my husband 
and children.
 
However,I did not forget you because you are the source of 
my success,you made me what I am now though you are not there
 to complet this project with me but I gave all the credit and 
thanks to you. I know it was not your fault or rather
your wish to back up on me and the transaction.
I understand it is simply because of what you must have heard 
about my continent and her business opportunities.
 Actually there are still good ones for example myself.
In appreciate of your assistance I have mapped out as a 
compensation and wrote on your favor an International 
Certified Bank Draft worth of US$2,500,000.00.
(Two Million,Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
 Only) I left the Draft with my attorney  Dr Philip Martin, on my 
departure to London. I would like you therefore,to
 contact him on the below info so that he can mail it to you.
 
Dr Philip Martin
Email:(philip.martins92@yahoo.fr)
PLEASE SEND TO HIM WITH YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT
1,FULL NAME.................
2,DELIVERY ADDRESS........
3,PHONE NUMBER...........
4. AGE:........................
 
Contact
 My attorney in Benin-Republic so that he can release your Draft 
to you. While contacting him you have to mention 
this code 999 to him for identification.
 
Regards,
Mrs. Joyce Gimba   
 
I guess I should stop looking for a job 
now, looks like I am all set.
 $9.5 Million dollars 
just for opening my email. 
 
 Let me know if you need a loan.  

3 comments:

Debra Bonson said...

I just don't know what to say!

Angie Dean said...

what luck you have...I'm a little jealose. NOT! Txt me and tell me what Job opportunities you don't have take now with your new cashflow.

Vicki Price said...

I am impressed at how lucky you are getting a letter from a princess and all! Remember us little people when you rake in all that dough! ;)